Ethan Taming the Wild Broncs

Icky Girls

Ethan unimpressed by girls, even when they try to get his attention.

Becca's Birthday

We had to take great care when we lit all 34 of Becca's candles, as to not burn down the house. I had a fire extinguisher at hand at all times. Actually, since I don't eat chocolate cake I just got the small cake, which I was barely able to fit all the candles on. By the time we pulled all the candles back off the cake almost all of the top layer of frosting was gone.

My First Engrish

Here is the first example of engrish that I have seen around the house. Engrish and chinglish is when Asian countries do really bad translations to english. This is a warning label on one of Ethan's toy guns. See if you can figure out what the warnings actually mean.